Sure, glasses may look cool and there was a strange time back in 2008 where people who didn’t need them wore them. Why????????? POOR EYE SIGHT IS NOT COOL.
Here’s 10 reasons why life with glasses = nightmare:
- You can’t lie on your side and be able to see. You have to pick one
- You put your glasses down then can’t find them because you can’t see without your glasses
- Your eye makeup is on point aaand then you put your glasses on and nobody can see
- The rain. Oh the rain. Why has nobody invented lens screen wipers yet
- Your lovely, comforting hot cup of tea/coffee/soup isn’t as lovely when your glasses steam up. This point is also valid when it’s cold outside and you walk in your centrally heated house…
- Ball games. Those things are lethal!!!
- Dancing. Really just any form of spinning. They grow wings and fly off your face
- It takes a good 20 minutes in the morning to find your glasses before you can start watching TV
- People ask to try them on and they give you them back with fingerprints. Just why?!
- Forever being known as, “the one with the glasses”